•What shall I call thee when thou art a man?
•I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?
•Not even Hercules could knock your brain out, as you have none.
•I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck.
•Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
•I desire we be better strangers.
•Someone said that you were not fit to slop pigs the other day. I stuck up for you, though. I told them you were.
•I was seeking for a fool when I found you.
•You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
•You've reached rock-bottom and still digging.
•If bald, you would have more hair than wit.
•Oh dear, somebody forgot to water you this week, didn't they?
•Let's meet as little as we can.
•If you grasp your ears and firmly pull, I think you can get your head out of there.
•Whoever told you to be youself couldn't have given you worse advice.
•Your confusion rivals Adam's on Mother's Day.
I made this list years ago, I don't even remember who I was thinking of when I compiled it... and now I'm throwing that scrap of paper away, along with tons of other scraps of paper I've saved over the years. Why did I think I'd need every single utility bill we've paid since... 1990?
Back to housekeeping now. A huge box of photos awaits my attention.
