Dedicated to the Inner Dork we try so hard to hide... unsuccessfully.
Uncategorically Dorky
Give me spirit fingers dammit!! presents HK Bridal Special: Chapter 5 - have your cake and throw up on it! The last photo is the epitome of wedded dorkiness.
Point Five tries Friday Night Cat Blogging - My dad would like this post, and that's all the qualification for dorky it needs. Have you thought of signing up for Remedial Cat Blogging 101?
mad anthony discusses The strangest hip-hop diss ever... - obviously should have been subtitled "When Dorks Diss"
Trivial Dorks
Musings from Brian J. Noggle gives away a Free Trivia Answer - so profoundly dorky, I wept.
Willisms - Trivia
Tidbit Of The Day: Part 50 - Will says, "one of the worse
trivia tidbits of the day I've ever
had." No disagreement here. Paris Hilton is number 3 and 27? You really
were running short on material, eh?
Old Movie Dorks
(you decide whether "old" is
modifying "movie" or "dork")
Classical Values was Liveblogging
Friday the 13th nostalgia - Eric says "I don't know what possessed
me to "Live
blog" a review of a movie from 1977, but that's what I did!" Possessed...
yeah, that's a really good excuse. Now I know things about a certain movie that
I never wanted to know.
File It Under - Hollywood is Stupid - yes, only a dork would worry about when midnight is.
Star Wars Dorks
(isn't that redundant? --ed.
Why, yes it is.)
Multiple Mentality - Star Wars Mania - "At last the third and final piece of the prequel trilogy has arrived. Aren’t you excited? Frankly, I’m not." But... you will go see it anyway, won't you?
Assumption of Command - Star Wars: Revenge of the Mustang 23 - waxes nostalgic, as only a Star Wars dork can, about Episode I.
Bored with Blogging Dorks
(who want us to believe they actually
have a life and are busy. Ha!)
Practical Penumbra tries to appease with Second Place wins two weeks in Buffalo.... and some lame excuse about scanners not working.
CrankyBeach - More Road Trip Pics - Trying to convince us you've put off posting pics for 7 weeks because your boss nearly died? Slightly more original (but no more convincing) than my standard Great Aunt Gertrude is on her deathbed excuse..., but not by much.
Technogypsy - Hectic - Pathetic attempt to start a temp war... 108. warm. right....
Dick Dorks
Pirate's Cove - The Penis Post - The pirate says, "My only excuse is that I have taken up bike riding." If that's what caused that post... keep me far, far away from a bicycle.
Interested Participant - Toyota Prius Has Stalling Problem - okay, so classifying this as "priuspism" is a bit of a stretch...
Link-Whoring, Excuse-Making,
Shamelessly Self-Promoting Dorks
(my favorite kind!)
Aaron's cc: - Prole Prattle II - A Toast to Huffington's Toast - I'm considering the proper beverage to toast this with... the more I hear about Huffington, the more attractive hemlock becomes.
Growing Old Disgracefully - Slowly but surely - Excuses are not what we want to hear, ya hear? Elaborating on the painful part would have been appreciated. We like pain...
My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy - Because I am shameless - Yes, you are shameless. But I'm so grateful you showered.
PAINFULLY Dorky
KADNINE is Blogging through a straw for now - since you've already punched that hole in your lip, you can wear some kewl lip jewelry.
Dorks Who Blog About Dorks
Conservative Cat - Notes from Ferdy - Reflections on Spam, #5 - now I know where to go for my toasting needs...
Rambling's Journal - Howard "YARRRRGH" Dean insists Osama Bin Laden wasn't responsible for 9/11 - yeah, we know Screaming Howard corrected himself... but no Deanism shall ever go unpunished!
Dorks putting the
"Pun" in Punditry
WuzzaDem - A Rather Fond Farewell - Yes, he tried for style over substance...
And... saving the dorkiest for last:
King of Dorks
Blog d' Elisson with primetime DORKS "R" US - thoroughly humiliating. That's you flashing the peace sign, isn't it?
