Pajama Pundits

The always astute Ann Althouse has brought it to my attention that the Pledge of Allegiance is, perhaps, not inclusive enough. While she dreams of the perfectly engaged class as the curative mechanism, Joe Gandelperson suggests a more practical solution - redesigning the flag itself to be more diverse.

So, I did just that:

Remember that you must be nurturing and not hurt my fragile self-esteem, thus disparaging remarks about my artistic ability or vision would not be PC.

Don't you think that blends and harmonizes better with the Personal Belief System Occasional Recognition?