Pajama Pundits

I can't wait for GPS-guided razors with seven nanotech "blades" in them to eat the hairs instead of just cutting them, transforming them into a soothing healing gel. I'm sure the commercials for them will be completely intolerable.

Sure... whatever you want darling. Just quit complaining when I borrow it for my legs. And don't give me any of this boohoo "the skin on my face is more tender, more sensitive than the skin on your legs" crapola. Feel the silken smoothness of my legs, then test your leathery mug!