I think Martha Stewart would adorn this gift with a bow of chocolate chip cookies. Or brownies. Or maybe a box of brownie mix! Also available at Amazon, where the reviews are... interesting. Now I know why WalMart sales are slumping this year.
(via Patterico where I was sent by Instapundit)
UPDATE: Aw shucks. It looks like Target has disappeared that page, or sold out already, perhaps? It's still available on Amazon, which has a much better sense of humor than Target.
UPDATE II: Target does still offer this for the do-it-yourselfer.
UPDATE III: Patterico is just as darn cute as Vodkapundit.
UPDATE IV: xlrq got a screenshot of the Target page!
UPDATE V: Target is obviously targeting male customers. (via Slant Point)
UPDATE VI: Shape of Days posts more screenshots