Top 20 Nov. 3 headlines (because we're more than twice as good)
22. Moveon finally does
21. George Soros files bankruptcy citing massive TradeSports losses
20. Supreme Court declares the '70s unconstitutional
19. Navy says Kerry never fulfilled reserve commitment, recall to active duty imminent
18. Postmodern fossils discovered in Democratic Underground
17. World files malpractice suit against Kofi Annan
16. Faith-based v. reality-based mathematicians argue: Can IQ be a negative number?
15. Maybelline introduces the "Real Man's Compact"
14. Fourteen hundred kilometers of dialysis tubing found abandoned in Pakistan mountains
13. Evolutionists and Creationists agree: Flip-flopping gene not selected
12. Cutting Your Own Brush crushes Cooking Your Own Goose at box office
11. Gin and the Art of Household Help Supervision book contract cancelled
10. What John Edwards' hairdresser knew and when he knew it
9. Kerry admits he could have done better
8. Electoral College will no longer offer BS degree
7. Terry McAuliffe demands Yellow Brick Road be repaved
6. New disappearing ink technology solves main stream media blogger woes
5. Michael Moore announces new documentary: How Osama Got My Goat
4. Kerry announces his new blog: InstaRedundant
3. Vietnam War ends
2. Osama announced Grand Marshall of 2005 "How Berkeley Can You Be" Parade
1. Flip Flop Fizz Fizz, Oh What a Relief It Is!
21. George Soros files bankruptcy citing massive TradeSports losses
20. Supreme Court declares the '70s unconstitutional
19. Navy says Kerry never fulfilled reserve commitment, recall to active duty imminent
18. Postmodern fossils discovered in Democratic Underground
17. World files malpractice suit against Kofi Annan
16. Faith-based v. reality-based mathematicians argue: Can IQ be a negative number?
15. Maybelline introduces the "Real Man's Compact"
14. Fourteen hundred kilometers of dialysis tubing found abandoned in Pakistan mountains
13. Evolutionists and Creationists agree: Flip-flopping gene not selected
12. Cutting Your Own Brush crushes Cooking Your Own Goose at box office
11. Gin and the Art of Household Help Supervision book contract cancelled
10. What John Edwards' hairdresser knew and when he knew it
9. Kerry admits he could have done better
8. Electoral College will no longer offer BS degree
7. Terry McAuliffe demands Yellow Brick Road be repaved
6. New disappearing ink technology solves main stream media blogger woes
5. Michael Moore announces new documentary: How Osama Got My Goat
4. Kerry announces his new blog: InstaRedundant
3. Vietnam War ends
2. Osama announced Grand Marshall of 2005 "How Berkeley Can You Be" Parade
1. Flip Flop Fizz Fizz, Oh What a Relief It Is!
