Pajama Pundits

I think it's probably un-American in some way to not make jokes about presidential candidates. Then I think that it's cruel to make fun of people. Then I say... oh what the hell. When you've got this many opportunities practically dumped in your lap, go for it. I mean, if you win the lottery, are you going to give the money back? Not me.

Not AP either: Web Sites Spoof Bush, Kerry With Parodies

Some of my favorites that AP didn't mention:
1. Football Fans for Truth

Football Fans for Truth is dedicated to informing the American sports fan of the great risk that could befall our country. Dino Panagopoulos, Chairman: "John Kerry is a menace to sports fans everywhere. Can we take four years of this? I don't think so." Jeff Larroca, Director: "He is not fit to be our sports-fan-in-chief."

These guys have got most of the good sports photos of John Kerry, but not all them. My additions:

Thanks to Little Green Footballs for this one.





From Literal Barrage, who has some good advice for Kerry: Fire your handlers now and stay away from footballs.










2. When in doubt, keep your mouth closed (or why Theresa married him)

3. Bin Laden Deputy Thanks Kerry for 'Great Ideas' - from ScrappleFace

4. John Kerry Supporters - or John Kerry Enemies? You decide.
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The Democratic Underground Top 10 Conservative Idiots Technically, I made the list, since I think Rather should go... but since they are having trouble coming up with 10 unique enemies, don't you think they could spare a number for me?